Bon Jovi: What do You Got The Video

I love you youtube

BTW I have determined that the actress in the video is Scottie Thompson, for those of you that watch NCIS she played Jeanne Benoit daughter of the French Arms dealer "The Frog" and girlfriend of Tony DiNozzo. She later accused him of killing her father after she ran off to Africa.

Bon Jovi: Babies Go Bon Jovi

I don't have any children.  It's a good thing for me I admit I'm selfish.

I also happen to despise radio Disney and all those Kids Bop records.  Having a chorus of 7 year olds sing Green Day doesn't make it any better it's still Green Day, sung by 7 year olds.  Let your kids listen to real music.  My niece knew all the words to RUSH's Moving Pictures CD at 3.  Does she listen to Kids Bop, no.  But she's not listening to Jay-Z either.

I was trying to find out if Crossroads 2.0 was up (aka Bon Jovi's Greatest Hits volume 2) So I found this on Amazon instead. 

Babies Go Bon Jovi

 

First of all... the New Jersey album cover was a leather jacket not a denim jacket, while Jon wore a denim jacket that said Bon Jovi New Jersey on it, the album cover was leather.  Anyway Babies doing Bon Jovi is like Midi elevator music versions of Bon Jovi.  It has 14 songs on it and the only redeeming thing is there is no Who Say You Can't Go Home (see Jon BABIES don't like it either)

Track listing looks like this:

 

 

1. Always 
2. Never Say Goodbye (this is actually really pretty although I don't know how you can get to the part with Remember when we used to Park down on Butler Street out in the Dark Remember when we lost the keys, and you lost more than that in my backseat baby... and not wake your baby with laughter.
3. Living On A Prayer
4. Born To Be My Baby
5. You Give Love A Bad Name
6. (You Want To) Make A Memory
7. Bells Of Freedom
8. I'll Be There For You
9. This Ain't A Love Song
10. Someday I'll Be Saturday Night
11. Wildflower
12. Blaze Of Glory 
13. It's My Life
14. Bed Of Roses

So many ballads it looks like a bad Time/Life Love CD that you can purchase at 3 AM off the TV.  And the exclusion of Wanted and Have a Nice Day (teach your kids young to disrespect authority, see I shouldn't have children mine would be flipping everyone off and I would be laughing about it.)

 

It's Always midi'ed up for babies, and if that doesn't make you want to cry like a baby check this one out (no they didn't do lay your hands on me)



This company has taken it upon themselves to Baby-fy other artists. My Friends are big fans of Depeche Mode:

I think I prefer Nouvelle Vague's Just Can't Get Enough if I can't get the original.



But here's the one that really makes me cry. The Rolling Stones Satisfaction:


If Mick Jagger were dead he would roll over in his grave

More Sex Drugs and Bon Jovi: Menage a Bon Jovi

 **UPDATED**

The NY Post has a story on the Book I posted about yesterday (You can find that post here)

Menage a Bon Jovi

By SUSANNAH CAHALAN

Talk about giving love a bad name.

A new photo shows Jon Bon Jovi -- splayed out on a bed nuzzling four topless women, a shirt hanging from a lamp and six cocktails resting on the nightstand -- in one of the tamer images taken during his 1985 "7800º Fahrenheit" tour.

Although staged, the picture is hardly the portrait you'd expect of America's squeaky-clean rocker.

But, then again, America was never supposed to see it.

Former tour manager Rich Bozzett -- who claims he was bilked out of millions of dollars by the star's then-manager -- includes the shot in his new memoir, "Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi," out tomorrow.

Four years after the photo was taken, Bon Jovi wed his high-school sweetheart, Dorothea Hurley, to whom he is still married. They have four kids.

Bozzett says the pictures, shot by famed rock photographer Ross Marino, were meant to be publicity shots.

A spokesperson for Jon Bon Jovi shrugged off the images, saying: "This is an outtake of a photo shoot. Everyone should be so lucky at 22 years old."

The photos were all but forgotten until Marino's death three years later.

"A panic-stricken Jon Bon Jovi immediately called up Doc [McGhee, his manager] to tell him that we needed to track down the pictures as soon as possible," Bozzett writes.

Bozzett, now a general contractor living on the Upper West Side, found the photos but was fired by McGhee and was denied his share of the band, he claims. So he pocketed the negatives.

Bon Jovi "asked me to please destroy the negatives," Bozzett told The Post. He didn't, but kept them in a safety-deposit box until last year, when he decided to write the book.

"I like Jon. I love him," Bozzett said. "I don't want to hurt his fans or his children. It's about helping other people out there who have been mistreated like I was."

Bon Jovi's spokesperson has a different take: "Rich is remembered as a nice-enough guy who was eventually in over his head as the band's success grew. As far as his attempt to cash in on alleged experiences he had 21 years ago? No comment."

Richie and Alec *shudders* seem really comfortable in front of the camera, Jon too. 
Tico is a voyeur????  And Dave is looking at the camera.  LOL

Here's the video for the book on Youtube.  DO NOT GO TO THE WEBSITE.  Like I agreed with from yesterday's story the Flash does not stop and the demon voice over after the second time you hear it make you want to smash your computer.






Here's one of the salacious pictures.  TMZ is going to have a gallery up: