Bon Jovi: The (Alleged) Central Park show

Not going to get your hope up.

But Andrea Bocelli is playing the Great Lawn on 9/15/2011.

I read somewhere that as long as the first and last letters are correct people will see/read what they want so let me spell that out for you, A-N-D-R-E-A B-O-C-E-L-L-I.  The blind Italian tenor.  While he is playing with the New York Philharmonic I doubt anything Bon Jovi-ish would be on his song list.

Based on the Central Park Conservancy's restoration and upkeep of the great lawn I DOUBT there would be a Bon Jovi concert there.

Now else where in New York.  But that seems doubtful to me as well, Jon looks too relaxed on his vacation, I doubt he has anything like this on his agenda.  (GOOD FOR HIM!)