♥ So, it's almost February 14th again, that awful day when people in love get to shower each other with flowers and candy and mushy hallmark card with "cute" quotes inside. Where desperate men who at that last minute realize they haven't gotten their sweetheart candies or flowers or diamonds, resort to Convenience store items; glow in the dark condoms, chocolate flowers that were originally put out in 1984, and those silk roses with the teddy bear holding the stem.
♥ Awwwww ♥
♥ Pardon me while I yak the contents of my stomach up in a toilet nearby.
♥ Since I am a singleton (and therefore bitter about this so called "holiday") I have created a playlist of songs that may inspire a less than romantic mood.
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- Love Bites - Def Leppard
Love Bites, Love Bleeds, but it truly does Bite.
- Love Stinks - J Giels Band
I think The Wedding Crasher really brought this song back, as a broken hearted Adam Sandler sings it at a wedding and the bride's father punches him out, but he gets all the miserable dateless single people to have a shining bright happy moment at that girls wedding, and believe me being single at a wedding sucks ass.
- Used to Love Her - Guns N' Roses
AKA the OJ Simpson Theme Song
- You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi
Of all the Bon Jovi songs to play on Valentine's Day to put you and your sweetie in a romantic mood, this isn't the song.
- Modern Love - David Bowie
I don't believe in Modern Love either.
- Somebody To Love - Queen
Can anybody find me…..
- Love Song - Sara Bareilles
I'm not going to write a love song on my album because my record company wants me to either.
- She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd
Self explanatory
- I Would Do Anything For Love - Meatloaf
I wonder what Meatloaf won't do for love? Anal? Threesome? Orgy? Swinging?
- Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
AKA the Tiger Woods Theme
- Love On A Rooftop - Desmond Child
A song about lost love. Yes this is the same Desmond Child who co-wrote a plethora of hits like Livin' on a Prayer and the God I hope someday we'll forget Livin La Vida Loca
- Love Don't Live Here Anymore - MadonnaYou abandoned me….
- Aint Talkin' 'Bout Love - Van Halen
If we ain't talkin' 'bout love, what are we talking about?
- Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe
Another self explanatory song
- I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
I hate myself for lovin you, but I do it anyway.
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