♥ So, it's almost February 14th again, that awful day when people in love get to shower each other with flowers and candy and mushy hallmark card with "cute" quotes inside. Where desperate men who at that last minute realize they haven't gotten their sweetheart candies or flowers or diamonds, resort to Convenience store items; glow in the dark condoms, chocolate flowers that were originally put out in 1984, and those silk roses with the teddy bear holding the stem.
♥ Awwwww ♥
♥ Pardon me while I yak the contents of my stomach up in a toilet nearby.
♥ Since I am a singleton (and therefore bitter about this so called "holiday") I have created a playlist of songs that may inspire a less than romantic mood.