6/25/11

Bon Jovi: Pictures of Agony, they're pictures of Ecstasy.

First of all, I didn't write this.

Second of all the author is jealous.

Third, Jon might be in agony. But give a man credit for doing this on a bum knee.



Bon Jovi is on tour. Again. Playing the same tired power ballads from the 80s but without all the hair. However, Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora are much older than they were back in the day. Look at these guys. When Jon sings, I honestly believe he’s crying out in pain. And Richie – who always pulled the most ridiculous guitar face in his youth – looks as though he’s in agony on stage. This is not attractive. And if you were in the audience, you would probably be wondering if you should dance or call an ambulance.

These guys don’t need the money, so this is obviously a chance to relive their glory days. We just think that maybe they should stick with nighttime gigs. Indoors and with a very precise lighting concept. For the sake of the fans.













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