And who do they compare Bon Jovi too?
J-E-T-S JETS! JETS!! JETS!!! (But their description isn't very nice)
Bon Jovi represents the crap of New York/New Jersey just like the Jets represent the crap of the NFL. Not not say that either is bad, but they are both the ugly brothers of the extremely classier and more-loved New York Giants and Bruce Springsteen. Bon Jovi has made a lot of money, but it is rare when you come into contact without anybody who actually likes the band. (Um, I come into contact with so many of you every day, this loser has something against Bon Jovi obviously - DB).
The Jets have made their name as a rambunctious and cocky group of players that nobody is really sure have any talent except for a few (Darrel Revis, David Harris). They are as cocky as they come and revel in the fact that they are less-loved then their contemporaries.
Both band and team also have the privilege of being fronted by men that have are extremely overrated. Jon Bon Jovi has made a name as a rock n' roll star, but he is not anymore of a rock n' roller then any Joe walking on the street. The same can be said for Mark Sanchez, a terrible quarterback who wouldn't be in the league if his team didn't draft him 5th overall and put all that first round money in his man purse.
The Jets have made their name as a rambunctious and cocky group of players that nobody is really sure have any talent except for a few (Darrel Revis, David Harris). They are as cocky as they come and revel in the fact that they are less-loved then their contemporaries.
Both band and team also have the privilege of being fronted by men that have are extremely overrated. Jon Bon Jovi has made a name as a rock n' roll star, but he is not anymore of a rock n' roller then any Joe walking on the street. The same can be said for Mark Sanchez, a terrible quarterback who wouldn't be in the league if his team didn't draft him 5th overall and put all that first round money in his man purse.
Ok, who's going to take pictures of Jon's feet a la Rex Ryan. That whole foot fetish thing is a sexual thing so the foot fotos will lead to other areas...
And Mark Sanchez's Mexifro is way better looking that Tom Brady's grow out to prevent people from seeing his receding hairline. Of course I remember another number 12 who set the world of Professional Football on fire with his long wavy locks of hair.
Yeah, I'm talking about "Broadway" Joe Namath. He did win the Super Bowl for the Jets (and as I always reminded my Dad when the Giants would win, in 1969!)
The author also compares the Patriots to the Beach Boys for being consistent but also being a bunch of nut jobs. Yeah that kind of fits Belichick, with the ripped sweatshirts and the bad sportsmanship (when the Patriots lost to the Colts he just seemed like he didn't want to shake the infinitely more classy Tony Dungy's hand, grow a pair Bill, since you seemed to have lost them since you were the Defensive Coordinator of the Giants, maybe they froze off during your AWFUL years in Cleveland).
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